Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.
"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"
"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"
"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"
"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"
"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"
and now a haiku about george blagden:
whO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
WHO SAID THAT THIS WAS OKAY
LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE D O N E
courfeyrac: can determine exactly where you’re going, what you’re going to do, and how much success you’ll have in doing it simply from the outfit you’re wearing at the moment; can also deliver precise and merciless criticism on said outfit in the same breath
"i have just met marius’ new hat and new coat, with marius inside them. he was going to pass an examination, no doubt. he looked utterly stupid." — courfeyrac, volume iii, book 6
Our boy has awful taste in men.
NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG
headcanon that when Enjolras got into his first bar fight Bahorel was so proud he told everyone about it for weeks like a big puffed up mama hen